Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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