why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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