doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
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it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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