She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
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I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
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You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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