God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
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Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
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I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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