Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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