We're like a lot better than the average bears
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
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After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
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Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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