Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
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Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
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Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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