I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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