Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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