This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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