I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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