My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Oh god it's open bar.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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