There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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