If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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