It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
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I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
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I'm just crazy horny about you
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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