She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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