Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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