her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
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I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
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No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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