Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
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aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
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I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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