I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
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I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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