Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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