I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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