those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
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that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
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I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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