I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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