I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
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I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
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Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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