You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
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I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
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Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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