the new term for farting is butt boxing.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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