I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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