I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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