There r osticjed everywhere
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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