6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
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At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
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I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Two words: nipple clamps
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