Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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