therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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