just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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