My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
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I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
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My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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