you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
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she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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