Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i dont even know how to be here
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
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Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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