youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
You're like the curious george of whores
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
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As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
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that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
My vagina is very pro this idea
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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