I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you guys were way drunker than both of me
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
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