Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I just made out with a guy for $7.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
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And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
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We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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