This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
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Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
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So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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