i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
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then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
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Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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