remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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