He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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