Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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