Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
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