Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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