Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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