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there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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