Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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