It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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